I will warn you that nothing can prepare you for the months ahead. Your and the Mrs.' combined decades of medical training can not solve the mystery of determined poop. Perhaps some day your lad will also attain the rank of Generalissimo Stinky Pants, a post which, I am glad to report, was abdicated by B4 more than two years ago.
G1.8 believes in the time honored tradition of the all male armed stinky pants forces. However, she is enrolled in a course of study to become either a petroleum engineer or a state champion nose picker.