NOTRE DAME IS IMPORTANT--BUT NOT AS IMPORTANT

AS YOU MY LOVE.

a one legged puppy.

It would be especially memorable if you were going to be at the game...but it will still be memorable

But wouldn't it be considered rude if we're attending the local ND club game watch?

and comes home and gives you one.

Week. Veal.

Just kidding. I'm sorry I won't be able to join you guys there.

In seriousness, small batch liquor is always a great option - if he's into that sort of thing (i.e. drinking). Valentine Distillery in Ferndale has individually numbered gin and maple bourbon, as well as their relatively-famous vodka. Really cool looking bottles, too.

The maple bourbon I bought was ~$40.

None of them will even recognize what you're doing. They'll think he dropped some nachos on his lap.

Pretend you dropped your fork and take it from there...

Don't interrupt the game. Wait until halftime.

One per quarter would be better.

My father asks me, "Son, do you know why a bride smiles while she walks down the aisle?"

Me, "No, why?"





















My dad, "Because she knows that she has given her last blow job, good luck son."

your mom hasn't given your dad head since they got married

Sorry, thought I was replying to akaRon...

compose insults to people here just to to puss out and not hit the post message button.

is when somebody seems genuinely offended.