To me, it's that he said "could," not "would likely."
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I was leaning towards osprey originally.
posted by R2D2isAMeanDrunk
An osprey could cut you a couple times, hindering you, and then rip out your throat when you're weak from loss of blood.
It'd probably only take one or two solid blows to kill it, though -- they weigh like three pounds. And if you wrap your hands around it, forget it.
Of course, the true backroom answer can only be a marmot.
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