To me, it's that he said "could," not "would likely."
by captaineclectic (2013-01-03 12:16:50)
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  In reply to: I was leaning towards osprey originally.  posted by R2D2isAMeanDrunk

An osprey could cut you a couple times, hindering you, and then rip out your throat when you're weak from loss of blood.

It'd probably only take one or two solid blows to kill it, though -- they weigh like three pounds. And if you wrap your hands around it, forget it.

Of course, the true backroom answer can only be a marmot.


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