Many years ago a group of us had a business dinner at the Pinnacle Peak Steak house outside of Phoenix. One fellow in our group asked for his steak to be cooked well done. The waiter told him they took no responsibility for any steak that was ordered well done. Our buddy was adamant. It had to be a well done steak.
When the dinner was served, we all received our steaks and a great show was made of serving our buddy a smoking cowboy boot. After much hooting and hollering, his order was served.