I once ordered a cheeseburger at a Wendy's drive-through
by HowardRoark (2012-12-10 18:48:08)
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  In reply to: Just think of how mad he would have been  posted by LocalSubAlum



in northern lower Michigan somewhere off I-75. I was on my way back to South Bend and I just wanted to get home, so I pulled away from the window with my bag and got back on the highway. Comfortably ensconced in the left lane, I then proceeded to remove my sandwich from the bag and open it up. I took a bite, and was rather surprised to discover that my cheese was there, and all the appropriate condiments, but something was missing.

The beef. "Hmm. Where's the beef?" I wondered.

Naturally, I did what any sane person would do in similar circumstances: I used the turnaround in the median, promptly drove back to the Wendy's, pointed out the meatless burger, and killed everyone in the place.* The audacity.

* This last part isn't true. I didn't kill everyone. Just the girl at the counter.**

** That last part isn't true either. I didn't kill anyone. Except some bugs. Those things are impossible to avoid in Michigan in summer.


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