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the waist, I assume, is the correct response to your statement.

and one of your ex-wives

which one? you'll just have to wait and find out.

for proper pelting

and delicious.

To complement the ubiquitous hookers and blow, of course.

And PS, Chef Boy-of-the-Sea, ham doesn't need your helper. It does just fine by itself, thank you very much.

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I actually liked haggis, but holy crap, the black pudding. No way

Wait, my bad...that's the NDN Halloween Potluck.

Porpoises are dolphins, right?

Another Holiday Party uncomfortable for everyone. Thanks a ton. Well, I will be taking the high road, sir!

..and become PorpoiseMan?

I got sidetracked waiting for the papanov ember and HTown to hit each other, below.

I hope this doesn't mean you won't still bring the Ham Helper.

But for you, it will be best served cold!

Shortly after taking it off your head.