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by Giggity_Giggity (2013-07-23 08:57:55)
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Man acquitted in romantic bear-spray squabble

A San Francisco man was acquitted Thursday of breaking into his ex-fiancée’s house and assaulting her new lover before getting sprayed with bear mace by a shirtless neighbor.

Jurors deliberated for just three hours before finding Christoper Hall, 31, innocent of the two felonies.

The “chaotic and confusing” night began on March 25 when Hall broke off his plans to marry his 34-year-old fiancée, said Deputy Public Defender Phoenix Streets.

The two had met in a hacky-sack circle in early February and announced plans to marry just two weeks later, Streets said. But the relationship quickly turned tumultuous, Streets said, and the pair broke up on March 25.

Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his fiancée’s home and into a tree at Mclaren Park. But as Hall climbed the tree and attempted to sleep that first night, he became cold and returned home, Streets said.

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That story had it all: whirlwind romance, crazy breakup,
by thersh  (2013-07-23 10:44:46)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

sleeping in a tree, headlocks, bear spray and a crazy ex. I anxiously await the movie starring Owen Wilson.


"Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his...
by Fresno Mike  (2013-07-23 10:38:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

...fiancee's home and into a tree at McLaren Park."


well why wouldn't he?
by jt  (2013-07-23 12:39:18)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

not that great of a neighborhood, if I recall correctly. Might as well live in a tree.


Only in San Francisco... *
by Jimbo Irish  (2013-07-23 10:19:31)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Met in a hacky-sack circle? *
by dillonhall  (2013-07-23 09:30:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Great couples have shared values, you know *
by BmoreIrish  (2013-07-23 10:50:28)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


It's the haa-aa-cky sack women
by voidoid  (2013-07-23 09:31:45)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Gimme, gimme, gimme the hacky sack blues.


Was the jilted lover's name Tobias Funke, by chance? *
by IAND75  (2013-07-23 09:05:29)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


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