Notre Dame vs. WSU Previewposted by John Vannie
The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame take on the Cougars of Washington State in a Halloween SHOWDOWN the people of San Antonio, Texas have been DYING to see. Washington State brings its special brand of toughness that can only be forged in a town called “PullMan.” They also bring with them the kind of cockiness you can only find from a state that named itself after a President who never set foot within 2,000 miles of the area and died many years before the land that would become the state was even a part of the Union.
ND Offense vs. WSU Defense: Pure ND Domination. Bloodbath.
ND Defense vs. WSU Offense: Pure ND Domination. Bloodbath.
After this game, the toughest Cougar in the State of Washington will be Steve Sarkisian’s mom.
ND: 155 WSU: 0
Oh, and it will also be announced that the NCAA will punish Michigan for practicing too much by ordering that all of Michigan’s games will officially be SHORTENED by one minute – meaning that the final score of the our game is what the score was after 59 minutes … ND 34 UM 31.
Oh, part deux: And the NCAA will also penalize USC for Reggie Bush’s “extra benefits” by giving all USC opponents an TEN SECONDS of playing time if they want it at the end of games – giving us a chance to run the fourth down play we never got, but this time, in December, WITH MICHAEL FLOYD, and Pee Wee Peet Carol (whose last name is a girl’s name) will refuse to play because it will be too cold (“cold air makes me think of New England and that makes me cry like the little girl I am,” Peet will say), resulting in a USC FORFEIT!!
All of this means …. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO 12-0 AND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GLORY!!